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That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense
Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
food that looks like iggy azalea
I love coming back to tumblr after being gone all day and seeing what’s going on. It’s like what’s up pals? Whats good? What’s the skinny?
when rape is the girls fault
- when she is the rapist
when rape is the guys fault
- when he is the rapist
Fred: Okay team let’s split up
Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*