solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via polkadotsandpaisley)

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

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otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via naturallynautical)

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

(via naturallynautical)

relahvant:

majestic

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notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via free-universe)

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

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baeboy said: u live in nyc??? that is so tumblr

euo:

i made my family move here for the aesthetic