If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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May 21, 2013
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May 21, 2013
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- me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
- me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
May 21, 2013
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May 21, 2013
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omg my dog just turned into a bagel wtf
you think i’m lying
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May 21, 2013
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Actress Molly Ringwald in ‘Don’t Forget About Me’ by Patrick Fraser for Vogue Australia, June 2013.
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May 21, 2013
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May 21, 2013
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May 21, 2013
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If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
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May 21, 2013
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i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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May 21, 2013
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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