*bully pushes you*
*you push bully back*
bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying
everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice to each other
u know this literally happens right
kids get suspended for being bullied because they fought back or were considered a distraction to the bully it’s not just a metaphor it’s literally reality
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
This is everything.
"The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time."
Blake Lively in a Giambattista Valli mini dress at Cannes, May 2014.
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.
urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”
no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog
- partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
- me: okay
- me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
- partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
- me: no
- partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
- me: no
- partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
- me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
buying new underwear so you don’t have to do laundry