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bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

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May 21, 2013   14,523 notes

analprolapsing:

analprolapsing:

analprolapsing:

omg my dog just turned into a bagel wtf

you think i’m lying

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May 21, 2013   231 notes

pretaportre:

Actress Molly Ringwald in ‘Don’t Forget About Me’ by Patrick Fraser for Vogue Australia, June 2013.

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malijuanastyles:

Stop making people feel bad for liking things that make them happy

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May 21, 2013   29,846 notes

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

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May 21, 2013   53,067 notes

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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May 21, 2013   32,688 notes

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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